Sex and the City 4 directed by Lars von Trier

wherein the city is personified by stellan skarsgård and the plot revolves around a hamptons escape gone awry with miranda killing charlotte and samantha drowing herself as carrie writes her new book on her S&M relationships from 1997 to present. theres a nightmare scene involving a cast of crabs enveloping carrie as she masturbates on the beach and a hail storm.